Duck!

Well, I've been wondering which 14 states are going to be affected by The Great Bug Awakening . No signs yet, but it appears that I have something to look forward to. For some reason, this part is highly amusing:

According to Kritsky, the best time to eat a cicada is just after they break open their youthful skin. "When you eat them when they're soft and mushy, when they come out of their skin, they taste like cold, canned asparagus," he said.